May 2013
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
samebutharry:
favorite sport: rich boys
starllex:
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
Watchglitterweave:
The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
mond0:
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
swagchat:
wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
religiousmom:
macaronimessiah:
religiousmom:
The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart
hearts don’t have thighs tho
shut the fuck up
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
naking:
still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor
iwillmindfuckyou:
boywitch:
cosmicam-amor:
boywitch:
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
?????????????
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
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