if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
samebutharry: favorite sport: rich boys
starllex: A haiku: Hey yo Ice Cream man! Holy fucking shit wait up!!!! Wow okay fuck you.
glitterweave: The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
mond0: i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon
religiousmom: macaronimessiah: religiousmom: The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart hearts don’t have thighs tho shut the fuck up
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
naking: still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor
iwillmindfuckyou: boywitch: cosmicam-amor: boywitch: why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u What? ?????????????
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now